Nicolas Cage er vampyr!!!

If you didn't already know - Nicolas Cage is a vampire
http://www.ebay.com/itm/Nicolas-Cage-Va ... 0821098271

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Nicolas-Cage-Va ... 0821098271
Q: Why are you trying to sell this for one million?
A: Because I thought two million might be a bit unreasonable in this economy.
Q: Vampires can't be photographed. Which means neither this man in a photo or an actor in a photoplay/movie could be a vampire. Whatcha say to that? Sep-16-11
A: If vampires can't be photographed, how do you explain this? http://bit.ly/nuNHcd