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af **Diabolik** » fre 8. feb 2008 12:24

Enjoy!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxp3-kR3b_4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUEkOVdUjHc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jM8Q92YsyPM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_pGi5fxEuk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nojWJ6-XmeQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nb3mshCWmgA&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=arfNofxBtfY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsEZ2lpM0Yw

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af **Vang** » fre 8. feb 2008 13:00

Fuck... jeg brækker mig af grin over det Jaws-klip!

af **Diabolik** » fre 8. feb 2008 15:45

Who da f*ck is Goosey Goosey Gandhi???? En hidtil ukendt bror der mest var kendt for altid at gå i våde gumminstøvler eller hyr....
http://www.reuters.com/article/newsOne/idUSN3156204620080131?pageNumber=3&virtualBrandChannel=10004&sp=true
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af **Diabolik** » fre 8. feb 2008 16:17

Sådan nogle lånere har jeg også her på biblioteket!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APWVP459BK0

Ohhh... This is reeeeeeeeel good... Husk lyd!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5U1vCkD2r0&feature=related

Og lidt asian-stuff til Jack
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmdVNz-Is2w

Endnu en grund til at vælge 'Den Glada Dansken' istedet for det her sprøjt!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnHVTnzV1mQ&feature=related

Thank you, Sir, may I've have another one?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qDQp2opccNk&NR=1

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lqo-bEuWjEY&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8HemfRVK8E&feature=related

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af **Gynther Meyer** » fre 8. feb 2008 16:49

[quote="Diabolik"]Enjoy!!!!

Der var en helt tråd om ham her ovre på Dvdmaniacs for et par måneder siden, ha ha.

af **Diabolik** » ons 13. feb 2008 15:44

Hvis jeg ikke var i et lortehumør :cry:

, så ville denne her sandsynligvis more mig ad helvede til;

http://youtube.com/watch?v=LbvP7dT3Dx0

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af **Gynther Meyer** » tors 21. feb 2008 19:53

It's a scary world out there:

I will detailtying with the dog but remember it can be dangerous. especially for thefirst timer.

http://www.zoophile.net/howto-k9-sex-03.php

If you own a dog, and don't have sex with them, think on this; Dogs love sex. They enjoy the sensations of orgasm, and unless you help them to achieve it, cannot achieve it themselves. Think on how frustrated you would be if you couldn't even masturbate yourself when you were horny. As a dog owner, you have taken the animal from his natural habitat where he would mate at every opportunity if he could, and put him in an environment where sex just isn't available. If you love your dog, you should extend the gift of sexual release toward him or her. It will deepen their love for you, and your love for them. I'm not asking you to engage in wild sexual odysseys with your dog (I can highly recommend it as fun, though!!), but at least you could jerk off your male dog, or rub the clitoris of your bitch to relieve them. It isn't unhealthy, it isn't sick, it isn't even perverted (I mean, animal breeders do it for a living). It is love.

af **Diabolik** » tors 21. feb 2008 20:26

Gynther Meyer skrev:It's a scary world out there:

I will detailtying with the dog but remember it can be dangerous. especially for thefirst timer.

http://www.zoophile.net/howto-k9-sex-03.php

You got me there, Pal!!! Sex med delfiner!!! That's a new one!!!! :lol:

Eller med store kattedyr (løver, tigre osv.);
'Mating a big cat is an uttermostly hazardous issue'!!
Well, I'll buy that for a dollar!!! :lol:

Eller hingste;
'Wear a safety helmet- I know it sounds weird, but their hooves are like rocks and can easily crush your skull. A broken head can ruin a friendship, so its a good idea to wear a helmet (of course, if you get caught playing with him you'd look REALLY SILLY wearing a helmet but "better safe than dead" I always say)'

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af **Gynther Meyer** » tors 21. feb 2008 20:29

Diabolik skrev:A broken head can ruin a friendship,

Åhr for helvede, det site er sjovere end en Gøg og Gokke-film :mrgreen:

af **Diabolik** » tors 21. feb 2008 21:24

Ja-ja, man bli'r jo helt klog af det her!!!

Agrexophilia: You like other people know you're having it off
Algophilia: You find pleasure in pain
Allopellia: You like watching other people do it
Allorgasmia: You think about someone else to reach climax
Altocalciphilia: High heel fetish
Amaurophilia: You like your partner blindfolded
Anasteemaphilia: Attracted to a difference in height
Androminetophilia: Boys who do girls dressed as boys
Amomaxia: You can't stop doing it in parked cars
Amychesis: Scratching during sex
Axillism: Sex with your partner's armpit
Basoexia: Sexual arousal from kissing
Belonephilia: Aroused by pins, needles, or other sharp objects
Capnolagnia: When smoking gets you horny
Claustrophilia: You love being in a confined space
Coprolalia: Naughty words float your boat
Dacrylagnia: You love it when your partner cries
Emetophilia: You have a vice for vomit
Endytophilia: Enjoy doing it with your clothes on
Eproctolagnia: A fetish for farting
Harmatophilia: Penchant for partners who are useless in bed
Harpaxophilia: Being robbed leaves you weak at the knees
Hypephilia: Attraction to fabrics
Iantronudia: Exposing yourself to the doc gets you going
Moriaphilia: Arousal from telling dirty jokes
Oculolinctus: Eyeball licking
Odontophilia: Tooth fetish
Phygephilia: Weakness for buttock kissing
Teledildonics: Arousal from computer sex games
Tragolimia: Craving for sex
Zelophilia: Arousal from jealousy

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NB. Altid rart at kunne sætte ord på sine tilbøjeligheder!!! :lol:

af **Diabolik** » tors 21. feb 2008 21:30

Wakamezake also called wakame sake and seaweed sake, is a sexual act involving drinking alcohol from a woman's body. The woman closes her legs tight enough that the triangle between the thighs and pubic mound form a cup, and then pours sake down her chest into this triangle. Her partner then drinks the sake from there. The name comes from the idea that the woman's pubic hair in the sake resembles soft seaweed floating in the sea.

Tjah, så længe der ikke pludselig dukker 'fisk' op i søgræsset, så virker det da ikke helt afskrækkende!!!

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af **Diabolik** » tors 21. feb 2008 21:42

Og denne skræmmende fetish findes åbenbart også!!!! :shock:

af **Diabolik** » tors 21. feb 2008 23:22

Hvad der skete lige efter Jack havde taget billedet til sin avatar!!

Endelig!!!!!

HEY... You with the yellow banner!!!! Get off!!!!

Hvorfor sker det her aldrig under et interview med eks. Villy Søvndal?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tyRfURkc7U

Eller dette i haveprogrammerne... Too drunk to.... anything!! (Husk lyd!!!);
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sg7z5DlNVCc&NR=1

Bruco Leeovich!!! Hvilket fodarbejde!!!!! Eller rettere Hvilket fodarbejde???
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-Uy2JvqNjU&NR=1

Aiiiiiiiiiiiiihhhhhh.... :shock:

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